Odes to Booze

Song For Punch Drinkers

From the satirical magazine 'Punch' - intended to take the mickey out of Friedrich Schiller who raised drinking up to a pure art form.


 

Four be the elements,
Here we assemble 'em,
Each of man's world
And existence an emblem.

Press from the lemon
The slow flowing juices -
Bitter is life
In its lessons and uses.

Bruise the fair sugar lumps -
Nature intended
Her sweet and severe
To be everywhere blended.

Pour the still water -
Unwarning by sound,
Eternity's ocean
Is hemming us round.

Mingle the spirit,
The life of the bowl -
Man is an earth-clod
Unwarmed by a soul!

Drink of the stream
Ere its potency goes! -
No bath is refreshing
Except while it glows!

Result:

Verbal diahorroea.

Home
To a Fly
Stanzas to Pale Ale
Anacreontique
Jovial Priest's Confession
The Dirge of the Drinker
Sir Rupert the Fearless
Song for Punch Drinkers
A Midnight Meditation
A New Song